It’s MC Hammersmith: my rhymes are cold like a freezer

I’m touring America! (Except I don’t have the visa)

The visa’s taking its time in a bureaucratic endeavour

But I should HOPEFULLY be touring America this November!

It’s months we’ve been waiting, it’s out of our control

So please don’t book travel yet! Cos I can’t book mine lol

BUT there’s one thing you can do, if you’re keen, I insist

If you want pre-sale access: join my mailing list!

Just share your email, then quickly you can move

To be the first to buy tickets when the visa’s approved!

And if the visa gets delayed, then we’ll shift the tour dates

And you’ll be the first to know when I FINALLY tour the States!

So thank you for this, and thanks for being keen

To help old Hammersmith fulfil his great American dream

Bald eagles will fly, I know God will find a way!

Please let me in America; I really want a Chipotle