A special rap to thank you for scanning the QR code

What’s up motherfucker

I’ve penned a quick ode

To thank you for scanning

My big QR code

And I’ve got a secret

This is me admittin’ it

I don’t have a rap

Because I haven’t written it

I’ll write it at some point

Honest it’s true

But I haven’t done it yet

‘Cos this show’s only a preview

So I’ll do it at some point

And if that makes you pissed

Why not cheer yourself up

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